


This finale is primarily the result of her careful, strategic planning, and I have to say: I am impressed.

She is very excited about her status as the “future queen of hell.” She also peels off her face (!!!) and devours Principal Hawthorne (RIP, but whatever, he was a slimeball) and I am HERE FOR IT. Lilith, Adam’s first wife, who calls herself Madam Satan. Witch Wardwell, we learn at the finale’s end, is actually Satan’s concubine a.k.a. Are you ready for Sabrina to fulfill the Dark Lord’s prophecy? Is her path to this place going to hold up to super-close inspection? Were so many delectable stories dangled in front of us early in the season - the truth of how Sabrina’s parents died, the serious magic classes Sabrina was supposed to take at the Academy, that witch hunter who is presumably still roaming the woods of Greendale - that never really went anywhere? Should we make like Sabrina and give in to the pull of the Church of the Night and plunge into the season finale recap?
